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2 | 1 | Him? He's the messenger. | WINNER | ||||||||||||||||||||||
3 | 2 | We're looking to round out our team... do you know Krav Maga? | FINALIST | ||||||||||||||||||||||
4 | 3 | As you can see, we like to have fun in the workplace. | FINALIST | ||||||||||||||||||||||
5 | 4 | You've heard the phrase "mob mentality" right? | FINALIST | ||||||||||||||||||||||
6 | 5 | Why do you think you have a problem focusing at work? | FINALIST | ||||||||||||||||||||||
7 | 6 | They just found out he's a Michigan grad. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
8 | 7 | A PM position has just become available. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
9 | 8 | It's our version of clue. Bob, in the copy room, with a bat. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
10 | 9 | He didn't start the next pot of coffee. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
11 | 10 | Good news, Charlie! We just had a position open up. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
12 | 11 | We decided to terminate Joe today. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
13 | 12 | Fear follows fun. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
14 | 13 | Tell me about a time you had to deal with a difficult situation. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
15 | 14 | You aren't afraid of team pressure are you? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
16 | 15 | Give me an example of a time you had to deliver bad news. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
17 | 16 | We put all of our new hires through a stress test. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
18 | 17 | Your project is on-time, right? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
19 | 18 | How do you handle stress? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
20 | 19 | Nothing to see here! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
21 | 20 | Looks like Henry missed his milestone again. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
22 | 21 | Our current PM has decided to pursue other opportunities. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
23 | 22 | Oh, that's our new hire orientation. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
24 | 23 | Our benefit plan is very competitive. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
25 | 24 | We have fun at work! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
26 | 25 | Bob forgot the donuts. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
27 | 26 | Some around here are a bit gun shy when it comes to humor in the workplace. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
28 | 27 | We are very serious about hand washing at Smith & Associates. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
29 | 28 | We have found this to be the most effective way to downsize. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
30 | 29 | Looks like he missed his deadline again. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
31 | 30 | You're hired. The predecessor left in a hurry. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
32 | 31 | I think he just gave them a new deadline. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
33 | 32 | Don't worry, it is not always this exciting around here. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
34 | 33 | The PM must have asked the Troika for a status update. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
35 | 34 | I don't think the humor class worked for the PM I was complaining about. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
36 | 35 | Don't worry, he didn't submit his timesheet. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
37 | 36 | We've got a great fitness program. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
38 | 37 | I don't know what you've heard about us, but this is a great place to work. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
39 | 38 | He embezzled from the office pool. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
40 | 39 | So John, I see you like office sports. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
41 | 40 | He proposed an engagement survey. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
42 | 41 | Actually we will have a position open up very soon. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
43 | 42 | We're all about teamwork here at Company ABC. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
44 | 43 | Ahh, I see our new fitness program has gotten off to a great start. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
45 | 44 | We may have an opening soon. How quickly can you start? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
46 | 45 | We play this funny game at work once in awhile. It's a twist on Duck Duck Goose. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
47 | 46 | It turns out we may just have one open position. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
48 | 47 | He didn't start a new pot of coffee. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
49 | 48 | We value innovation and new ideas. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
50 | 49 | Bob told the team that they'd be working the next holiday, again. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
51 | 50 | This isn't just a company, it's a family. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
52 | 51 | Pay no attention to the men behind the wall. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
53 | 52 | So, tell me, what makes you a better PM than the last one? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
54 | 53 | Here at XYZ Communication, we hold our PMs accountable for delivery dates. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
55 | 54 | And... how far are you willing to go to get your point across? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
56 | 55 | What's your "tool" of choice when going after a decision? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
57 | 56 | We are looking for a candidate who can work well under pressure with different personality types... | |||||||||||||||||||||||
58 | 57 | How do you encourage increased engagement? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
59 | 58 | It is a routine firedrill in the office. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
60 | 59 | We're about to have an opening. You got the job! You can start right now. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
61 | 60 | Please, continue. We will join the routine work break exercise in 5 minutes. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
62 | 61 | So, why do you want to work here? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
63 | 62 | How fast can you run? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
64 | 63 | How was your weekend? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
65 | 64 | Agreeing to annual budgets can be a difficult process. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
66 | 65 | We need to improve our reactions to change. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
67 | 66 | Thay are helping him practice for a marathon. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
68 | 67 | We are an open-minded company... We value your opinion! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
69 | 68 | We have a very pleasant working environment and our people are very happy to be here. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
70 | 69 | Wow, they usualy don't chase the newbies! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
71 | 70 | The CEO we had before didn't last long. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
72 | 71 | We have a low turnover rate. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
73 | 72 | Our healthcare plan motivates people to exercise. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
74 | 73 | Work at it's finest. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
75 | 74 | This is the new normal. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
76 | 75 | Glad you decided to join us at Stress, Inc. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
77 | 76 | We treat each other just like famil.y | |||||||||||||||||||||||
78 | 77 | It looked like Bob asked to leave the meeting early again. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
79 | 78 | That's your predecessor... | |||||||||||||||||||||||
80 | 79 | Are you still interested in the job? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
81 | 80 | Our managers demand a lot of our employees. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
82 | 81 | Good question--how do we improve engagement? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
83 | 82 | Our teams are self policing to encourage productivity. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
84 | 83 | Don't worry, that only happens when you miss your forecast by 11.5%. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
85 | 84 | Michigan fans aren't quite welcome. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
86 | 85 | Are you sure you can't deliver sooner? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
87 | 86 | He obviously just gave his estimates to the Troika. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
88 | 87 | That's the iteration manager on the project you're replacing. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
89 | 88 | He was over budget. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
90 | 89 | It's a great place to work but make sure you don't accidently eat someone else's lunch in the fridge. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
91 | 90 | He forgot to clean the microwave after he used it. We take that seriously. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
92 | 91 | The PM is trying to escape because of the project implementation. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
93 | 92 | That PM did not follow ESDm. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
94 | 93 | De-stressing at it's worst!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
95 | 94 | I know we said we needed your marketing plan by Friday but we are trying to stay ahead of the deadline. What would you be willing to do today? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
96 | 95 | So how was your day? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
97 | 96 | So do you still want the job? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
98 | 97 | We've read your resume and think you would be a great fit. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
99 | 98 | Our last employee thought it would take 6 months to solve that problem--how long will it take you? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
100 | 99 | His status report was late. |