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1Him? He's the messenger.WINNER
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2We're looking to round out our team... do you know Krav Maga?FINALIST
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3As you can see, we like to have fun in the workplace.FINALIST
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4You've heard the phrase "mob mentality" right?FINALIST
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5Why do you think you have a problem focusing at work?FINALIST
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6They just found out he's a Michigan grad.
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7A PM position has just become available.
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8It's our version of clue. Bob, in the copy room, with a bat.
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9He didn't start the next pot of coffee.
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10Good news, Charlie! We just had a position open up.
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11We decided to terminate Joe today.
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12Fear follows fun.
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13Tell me about a time you had to deal with a difficult situation.
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14You aren't afraid of team pressure are you?
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15Give me an example of a time you had to deliver bad news.
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16We put all of our new hires through a stress test.
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17Your project is on-time, right?
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18How do you handle stress?
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19Nothing to see here!
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20Looks like Henry missed his milestone again.
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21Our current PM has decided to pursue other opportunities.
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22Oh, that's our new hire orientation.
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23Our benefit plan is very competitive.
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24We have fun at work!
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25Bob forgot the donuts.
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Some around here are a bit gun shy when it comes to humor in the workplace.
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27We are very serious about hand washing at Smith & Associates.
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28We have found this to be the most effective way to downsize.
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29Looks like he missed his deadline again.
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30You're hired. The predecessor left in a hurry.
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31I think he just gave them a new deadline.
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32Don't worry, it is not always this exciting around here.
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33The PM must have asked the Troika for a status update.
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34I don't think the humor class worked for the PM I was complaining about.
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35Don't worry, he didn't submit his timesheet.
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36We've got a great fitness program.
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37I don't know what you've heard about us, but this is a great place to work.
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38He embezzled from the office pool.
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39So John, I see you like office sports.
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40He proposed an engagement survey.
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41Actually we will have a position open up very soon.
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42We're all about teamwork here at Company ABC.
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43Ahh, I see our new fitness program has gotten off to a great start.
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44We may have an opening soon. How quickly can you start?
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We play this funny game at work once in awhile. It's a twist on Duck Duck Goose.
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46It turns out we may just have one open position.
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47He didn't start a new pot of coffee.
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48We value innovation and new ideas.
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49Bob told the team that they'd be working the next holiday, again.
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50This isn't just a company, it's a family.
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51Pay no attention to the men behind the wall.
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52So, tell me, what makes you a better PM than the last one?
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Here at XYZ Communication, we hold our PMs accountable for delivery dates.
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54And... how far are you willing to go to get your point across?
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55What's your "tool" of choice when going after a decision?
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We are looking for a candidate who can work well under pressure with different personality types...
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57How do you encourage increased engagement?
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58It is a routine firedrill in the office.
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59We're about to have an opening. You got the job! You can start right now.
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Please, continue. We will join the routine work break exercise in 5 minutes.
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61So, why do you want to work here?
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62How fast can you run?
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63How was your weekend?
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64Agreeing to annual budgets can be a difficult process.
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65We need to improve our reactions to change.
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66Thay are helping him practice for a marathon.
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67We are an open-minded company... We value your opinion!
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We have a very pleasant working environment and our people are very happy to be here.
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69Wow, they usualy don't chase the newbies!
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70The CEO we had before didn't last long.
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71We have a low turnover rate.
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72Our healthcare plan motivates people to exercise.
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73Work at it's finest.
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74This is the new normal.
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75Glad you decided to join us at Stress, Inc.
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76We treat each other just like famil.y
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77It looked like Bob asked to leave the meeting early again.
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78That's your predecessor...
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79Are you still interested in the job?
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80Our managers demand a lot of our employees.
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81Good question--how do we improve engagement?
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82Our teams are self policing to encourage productivity.
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83Don't worry, that only happens when you miss your forecast by 11.5%.
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84Michigan fans aren't quite welcome.
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85Are you sure you can't deliver sooner?
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86He obviously just gave his estimates to the Troika.
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87That's the iteration manager on the project you're replacing.
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88He was over budget.
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It's a great place to work but make sure you don't accidently eat someone else's lunch in the fridge.
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90He forgot to clean the microwave after he used it. We take that seriously.
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91The PM is trying to escape because of the project implementation.
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92That PM did not follow ESDm.
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93De-stressing at it's worst!!!
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I know we said we needed your marketing plan by Friday but we are trying to stay ahead of the deadline. What would you be willing to do today?
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95So how was your day?
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96So do you still want the job?
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97We've read your resume and think you would be a great fit.
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Our last employee thought it would take 6 months to solve that problem--how long will it take you?
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99His status report was late.